The 7 Best Sex Toys Of All Time

This is may be a contentious list. And our definition for “best sex toys” is frankly entirely subjective. But we’d like to think we knew a thing or two about sex toys. Technology and product innovation have changed the adult novelty industry over the years. But some of our most popular and most highly recommended sex toys have been staples in bedrooms, bathroom stalls and dungeons for many years or even decades. Here we go, the 7 best sex toys of all time!

Dick Rambone Dildo

Dick Rambone Cock

The Dick Rambone Dildo, from the infamous make or rubber cocks Doc Johnson, is irrationally long. However, by today’s “huge dildo” standards, The Rambone is a modestly in its width. But for a very long time, The Dick Rambone Dildo was the largest dildo you could buy. It is the kind of dildo you might squeeze the head into your orifice of choice, but you are unlikely to suck it down to the balls.

The Original Magic Wand

The Original Magic Wand

If you’ve been keeping up on sex toy current events over the decades, then you will know some of the history of the Magic Wand vibrator. This vibrator is so seminal to the history of modern sex toys, it has its own wikipedia page. Originally designed and manufactured by the Japanese based Hitachi conglomerate, The Magic Wand has been sold in the USA since 1968. After decades of sales in catalogs and sex toy stores, Hitachi decided to no longer associate itself with the product. In 2013 the name was changed, removing Hitachi branding, and distribution continued through Vibratex under as “Magic Wand Original” or “Original Magic Wand”. Several wand vibrators have attempted to emulate the orgasm inducing powers of the Magic Wand but most fall sort of delivering the same intense sensation and product durability.

Aneros Eupho Syn Silicone Prostate Massager

Aneros Eupho Syn Silicone Prostate Massager

Occasionally, a new innovative sex toy product will come along and teach the world something about the human body that wasn’t commonly known before. The folk at Aneros have succeeded in this regard by expanding our understanding of erogenous zones to include the prostate. Although they often resist saying “this is an anal sex toy” it does in fact go up your butt. The Aneros line of prostate stimulators uses your own body movement to apply pressure to your prostate and the resulting sensation is incredible. As described on their own FAQ page “Once the Aneros is inserted, it naturally seeks out the prostate gland (the Male G-Spot) while the perineum abutment gently massages the acupressure spot related to the pudendal nerves. This plexus of nerves is largely responsible for distributing sensations of pleasure throughout the uro-genital area.”. This is a very technical way of saying, put in the Aneros and you’ll shoot your load.

We-Vibe 4 Plus

We-Vibe 4 Plus

Standard Innovation Corporation, makers of the We Vibe vibrating sex toys, got their start when layoffs at Canadian Telco manufacturer Nortel left two ex-employees, Bruce and Melody Murison, wondering what to do next. As reported by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Murison is quotes as saying “This is, to me, not a sex toy. It’s an electromechanical device,” he said. “We truly look at it from a scientific point of view; in terms of plotting the x-y charts of power versus performance, versus the third dimension of the human dynamic: What frequencies do women like?” Their We-Vibe couples vibrator rewrote the book on sex toy innovation. More powerful motors, rechargeable batteries, and new toy shapes have given Standard Innovation a series of best selling orgasm makers.

CB-6000 Male Chastity Device

CB-6000 Male Chastity Device

Male Chastity might not be the kind of thing that everyone is into. However, for those couples, Mistresses and subs or other chastity players that are looking for a long term discreet device to lock a cock into submission, the CBX CB6000 is the Cadillac of cock cages. These chastity devices control the wearer’s sexual behaviour, physically limiting their ability to have intercourse or masturbate. If tease and denial or full out chastity is your bag, the CB-6000 male chastity device might be want the fetish clinic ordered.

Eroscillator Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo

Eroscillator Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo

You have to be serious about your clitoral stimulation to invest in an Eroscillator. At $379.99, a lot of folk might simply use a finger or two instead. Having said that, the Eroscillator “The only vibrator ever recommended by Dr. Ruth Westheimer” is clinically proven to be far more effective than most other vibrators, and delivers more numerous, more powerful and longer lasting orgasms. And who doesn’t want longer lasting and more powerful orgasms?!

Waterproof Jack Rabbit Vibrator

Waterproof Jack Rabbit Vibrator

The “Rabbit” style vibrator is now so ubiquitous in sex toy stores, there are literally hundreds of different models and makes to choose from. But the original “Waterproof Jack Rabbit Vibrator” that has sold millions, is still one of the best vibrating sex toys for women that money can buy. (Batteries are not usually included).